I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
How does it feel to date your dad?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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