He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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