peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i dont even know how to be here
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
