no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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