In the future we'll all be gay
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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