i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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