yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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