margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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