I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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