bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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