Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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