Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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