I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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