a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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