Yo dont text me then not text me
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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