I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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