He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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