I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
that's an acceptable place to lick
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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