Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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