...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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