I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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