Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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