): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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