Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Quick, to the slutcave!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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