Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
