So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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