i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
My ass is underappreciated
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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