whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you didnt know i had herpes?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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