You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
