did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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