whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
