do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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