well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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