Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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