Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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