The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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