i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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