im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
