Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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