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(516): View more from New York

I hate all girls vehemently.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores

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(630): View more from Illinois

he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

They are making fun of natty and blackberries.

(646): View more from New York

Tell them they are ugly.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question

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(630): View more from Illinois

Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...

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(650): View more from California

Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter

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