Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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