Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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