I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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