Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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