think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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