god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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