You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I have fence marks all over my body
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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