Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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