Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I miss vodka workout Fridays
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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