My room smells like vodka and shame
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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