I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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