everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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