Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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