I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
