Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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