I'm going to jail i love you
it's great music for shaving your balls
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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